This is an imaginary piece written to the imaginary
beloved whom I am likely to start a relationship with. One important ingredient
in every relationship is a mutual understanding and I am writing the following
as terms and conditions in our relationship and if after reading she agrees to
be with me, she will then have to sign an agreement or contract on paper but if
she disagree to any of the terms, she is free to exit the relationship. The
following are the terms and conditions:
1.
My queen, the lifeblood of every
relationship is communication. If I do something wrong and you don’t like it
just voice it out. Don’t keep it inside you else you will jeopardize our
relationship.
2.
My queen, never compare me to any other guy
because we are all different and unique. Accept me as I am and I will improve
with time.
3.
My queen, in our relationship, unexpected
things can happen; I can fall sick, I can be deformed in any part of my body,
accident can disable me or my family can even abandon me… Do you promise to be
by my side and support me in good time and bad moment?
4.
My queen, we don’t have power over our
life: God does. In our relationship, God can open doors for me to travel abroad
and spend so many years there…do you promise to be faithful till I come?
5.
My princess, I know you are not perfect so
am I. We can disagree on issues but if it does happen, let it be between the
two of us. Any matter in our relationship shouldn’t go out, let it stay between
the two of us.
6.
My love, when we are courting to get
married, you don’t cook for a man, you don’t wash for a man, you don’t clean a
man’s house and you don’t sleep in a man’s house. Do you agree to abide by
these?
7.
My love, as Christians, sex before marriage
is a sin and is bad. Do you promise to stay chaste?
8.
My sweet pie, I know body is not firewood
yet even, I give you power to slap me when I make any attempt to touch you.
9.
My queen, though we may be courting to get
married but that does not make me your sponsor. You shouldn’t depend on me for
money to buy dress, money for heels, money for make-up and others… you should
be an independent lady as it is written in Proverbs 31:13. Do you agree to
this?
10.
My love, I want you to understand that you
are different from your friends. So if your girlfriend beloved is buying her
pizza or necklace or gold watch on her birthday, don’t expect the same thing
from me because all hands are not equal.
11.
My love, before we officially start
courting, you and I have to introduce each to our respective parent.
12.
My love, there is no one who takes fire
into his bosom and not get burnt. Please my queen, do not get too close to your
male friends else they will intrude our territory and create problems for us.
This also applies to me.
Incredible Prince
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